4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2012
⏱️ 43 minutes
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This week, we recall our first impressions of each other, future careers ruined by Google, the awfulness of Twilight, reading non-comprehension, Maxbergers syndrome, local sportsball championships, San Francisco's useless police force, fun with gas cans, helping elderly people call 9-1-1 for non-emergencies, and the Men's SWEARhouse. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:00.0 | Hello, I'm welcome to comedy button. I am Anthony Gaios with me is Brian Latano |
0:04.4 | Scott Bromley. What's going on internet Ryan Scott and the internet's Max Scoville |
0:11.2 | Good to me and Max are wearing dumb hats because you'll never see stupidest hats. You look like Blinky and Pinkie |
0:17.1 | We look like scribble knots idiot. Oh, is the girl scribble? It's not worth it. I guess |
0:23.1 | Max just looks like a fully formed sea monkey |
0:26.0 | So I couldn't I could not care less. Yeah, but how does the hat make me look? I |
0:31.2 | Feel like I'm a terrible say |
0:33.2 | We're first impressions of each other. I don't know. Why don't you listen to the episode when we talked about this? Oh, no, I mean |
0:41.0 | My first impression you I like you. I thought I think I talked about this |
0:44.6 | I thought you were good at music or something same with me. How drunk were you? I was I don't know how drunk |
0:49.5 | I was when I first met you when did I first meet you? I don't know like three years ago. No, we I first met you at my house |
0:56.0 | What Scott brought you over? Yeah, that was weird and I was like |
1:00.5 | Like backfarts backfarts. So yeah, speaking of which I just went to Madera, California and saw my whole Mexican side of my family |
1:07.8 | Like all my dad's sisters and brothers were talking real Mexicans by the way. That's where I was born and |
1:12.6 | Yeah, I know somehow you came out of their cracker |
1:16.2 | and |
1:18.2 | and |
1:19.2 | And they all found the videos somehow of me dancing my underwear on the internet |
1:23.4 | Have they find it? They type your name into Google and see that that was like the third fucking thing to pop up because you're forever cursed |
1:29.1 | Your dad sent it out like we need to do an updated one of those because I'm not as fat now |
1:33.4 | So at least I can be less fat. Okay. What do you call YouTube telling me you lost some weight? |
1:37.4 | We should do one with some production value get like a cool hat on you and some like light up sunglasses |
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