The Comedy Button: Episode 55

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2012

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week, we learn about Max's run-in with a high-level San Francisco hobo, go on surprise vacations, date older women, make fun of the dorks who wear Bluetooth earpieces, argue with backwater hicks, discuss current events that happened three weeks ago, hate the 1%, share our Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez love, get some hot Xbox Live dates, plan some bachelor parties, and lay down some drinking rules. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm walking to comedy button episode 55. My name is Anthony Gaigas with me is Brian Autanu
0:07.6	Jesus
0:08.8	What you wouldn't let me fucking do my catchphrase last week. I got a double up. What's going on Internet? Uh Ryan Scott. Hey
0:15.8	What's up?
0:18.0	What's up everybody then I like that. That's good. That's a good color. And then Mexicoville. Yeah, I have a half a raccoon
0:26.4	My house
0:29.4	There you go. Yeah, now I just sound like completely like a fucking lunatic. It's not even asked for this anymore. Now it's just fucking. It's fucking bath salts and angel dust
0:39.4	Anybody got the raccoon legs in there. They're fucking back in the car. I just
0:43.4	Call me. I mean, I was on that. That legs under that hat. I had a great running with a very high level San Francisco hobo
0:54.4	Oh, like what do you want 99 hobo? He looked like the French guy from the Green Mile who had that little mouse, you know, like the one. Oh, it's just charisma
1:03.0	Well, it was very low. He put it. He put all that into a I don't know into fucking spellcasting apparently because he was constantly just
1:10.6	summoning
1:12.2	Maybe he had a high constitution because he's not dead yet
1:16.0	He actually had a drunk all the time. Giant giant scar like a like a fucking samurai scar going across one eye
1:23.4	Just straight down it's pretty good way that you guys are talking just now Brian and Scott gave a look at each other
1:29.0	Like the way that people do when like someone comes up and like I want to talk to you about Jesus and they're just like how do we get out of it? Oh God
1:34.8	That's the worst. I hate talking people about Jesus. Well the point of the story is this man is very crazy and he was Jesus
1:42.4	Like telling a story about Jesus. I mean if he wasn't
1:46.4	like if he wasn't wearing sweatpants and hiking boots and
1:50.9	Holding a bottle of wine in his sweatshirt can we all look at it would be your twin brother?
1:55.6	He'd be like a cool. He looked like a cool badass like you could put him in next some in some you know
2:00.7	Road warrior armor and you'd be like man. This guy's a cool motherfucker. Oh my character and fallout to look like him
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