The Comedy Button: Episode 54

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2012

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week, we whine about movie credits that go by too fast, engage in some lesbian gym role-play, confirm that flasks are stupid, imagine Teenage Mutant Sex in the City, eat the Price Is Right's big wheel, teach Max a birthday raccoon fact, rave about Wreck-It Ralph, make fun of Food Fight, and explain why drunk texts to lady friends are never good. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Comedy Button episode 54. I'm Anthony Gagos with me is Brian Otano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Govill.
0:06.5	Wow. Wow.
0:08.0	This is awkward. You didn't let us do anything.
0:10.8	Is it like when you watch a movie on TV and the credits roll by in three seconds at the end?
0:14.2	Oh, when it's like a made for when it's a movie that's supposed to be on HBO, but they put it on like NBC.
0:18.4	Is it there's no big for bigger fuck you to people that work on movies in that?
0:21.4	Well, honey, I got to work on the green aisle too for the next six months. I'm not going to be on them.
0:25.4	The thing was first it's better by really quick.
0:29.5	Now it speeds it by really quick and squishes it down to a very tiny and then they have somebody jump on and they're like
0:35.3	coming up next on dinner in a movie. We're going to watch a
0:37.9	you know, fucking another guy just birds on it just jerks off all over it.
0:42.3	This week on burn notice, watch it by swipper.
0:44.9	Actually, the only reason I went through it really fast like that is because I could see the bus sound forming on your lips and I was like
0:49.7	not today.
0:51.7	Not today. No, you got no room for cat. So Allison wrote in.
0:55.0	Oh, well, what's going on?
0:56.3	And she says I love the show and sometimes I let's do it when I go to bed.
1:01.3	All right. I sometimes fall asleep. Listen to you guys talk. But whenever I do, I have the most
1:04.4	fucked up dreams ever about witches. I'm a senior in high school.
1:08.8	And the most awkward thing just happened. I play soccer from my school's team and there's this
1:12.0	freshman girl and the team who was obsessed with me.
1:14.1	Oh, yeah. Every time I score a goal, she freaks out and comes hug me even though I'm like, don't
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