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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 56

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2012

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week, Anthony had a birthday (and nobody got him a raccoon), we deduce that pothead posters and religious art are pretty much the same thing, adult spy gear and toy helicopters are the coolest things ever, we try to understand Ryan's antiquated audio/video setup, we tell our Thanksgiving tales, Max goes coocoo for pinatas, watching movies on laptops enrages Anthony, Scott's apartment has a nudity problem, Scott and Brain pit the gym for Jews vs. the gym for jocks, Anthony has terrible road rage, the homeless own the morning San Francisco commute, and Scott quits his job. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to comedy button. I'm Anthony Gaye goes with me as Brian O'Connor

0:04.4

Brapp rap Scott probably what's going on in a net right Scott

0:12.0

So this week's show

0:16.2

Max goville Wow energies are flying high on this one. I don't even know

0:19.9

I was gonna say something and I don't need to just ruin my intro. I know. I wanted to steal your fire

0:25.5

Why would I steal your fire all the time because we got a problem because last time we had to show it and you had a birthday

0:31.7

Everyone was like it's Max. It's not my fault. You're fucking birthday was on was on Thanksgiving. Happy birthday, Anthony

0:37.1

I wish you got a fucking nationally televised parade. What I'm already yeah, I

0:41.3

Wish you happy birthday on Twitter and you're done vegetarian is a million times what you want to do killed millions of turkeys

0:47.6

Happy birthday. I wish you happy birthday on Metacalfa's Twitter. Hope you saw it. Yeah

0:54.7

Ryan tweeted Ryan tweeted or a news video. I did I wrote it inside of a conch shell and threw it in the ocean. Did you see that?

1:02.6

It'd be about as easy to see as a medicafy videos. I was you're saying. Yes

1:07.3

I'm Joe. How is your birthday?

1:09.3

Um, I watched red dawn in a theater and my hometown right so if you don't know like I come from this town the more California

1:16.9

And I took a Canadian friend home with me because he didn't have anywhere to go

1:21.5

It's a home with him before anybody jumps any conclusions. Yeah, um, wasn't there any Kyle?

1:27.3

Or a goose. I'm sure nobody here knows who any of those people are. That's not true. He actually would be surprised

1:33.3

So anyways, I took my friend Mitch home with me to my parents else because he didn't have anywhere to go for Thanksgiving

1:38.1

And as soon as we get in town, you know, we know it that we're home because it's like there's the Romney Ryan's

1:43.8

Like science still out in the field

1:45.9

The like church covered in crow's suicide

1:48.7

This the suicide hotline billboards and like the addiction problem billboards like, you know, you were getting closer and closer to my hometown

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