The Comedy Button: Episode 53
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2012
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
This week, the nerds gang up on the bros for liking stupid baby games, and we discuss cutting the proverbial umbilical cord, recall fond memories of the Preview Channel, bemoan our lack of dreams, pitch the next award-winning flavor of Cap'n Crunch, remember the awesome books we read as children, share our weird substitute teacher stories, discuss Anthony's online dating experiences (or lack thereof), poke fun at '90s porn, and tell sordid tales of public transit brawls. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, and welcome to comedy button. I'm Anthony. So with me is Brian O'Tano. Fuck you. Scott Brownlee. Eat my shit |
| 0:09.0 | Max go go fuck you. Hey, I was gonna say I mean I was gonna fuck you and Ryan Scott a whole bunch of dicks |
| 0:16.2 | Fuck you. The hardest Ryan Scott. Thank you |
| 0:20.4 | Before we started recording the thing out that me and Ryan were pretty vicious and making fun of Brian |
| 0:25.0 | is that if you listen to the old games I already briefed back in the day |
| 0:28.3 | Relentlessly the one joke that they return to all the time on top of every other joke they do was |
| 0:33.6 | Brian and Scott would always come back to the you know making fun of Ryan and me for League of Legends League of Legends |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah, but literally for five minutes while I was making these assholes drinks and getting my right now Scott right now |
| 0:44.2 | Oh, I love this Simpson Sparrowville game build in my house and egg and Brian |
| 0:48.0 | I've been as I've quality game time. I've heard words come out of Brian's mouth that I've never heard of. What level are you? |
| 0:53.8 | Oh, I just got the comic book shot |
| 0:56.4 | I was like this shit is not ironic |
| 0:58.4 | No, whatever |
| 1:00.4 | And now you're sitting here ranting for five fucking minutes about building your fake Simpson's towns. It's fun |
| 1:06.1 | It's fun. I know but you used to go to someone shit about League of Legends |
| 1:09.6 | The legends is like, but huh. She's shut up. Just shut up about everything putting your fucking nuts |
| 1:13.7 | Oh, I mean, I want a fun game. I'm playing a farm Simpson farm on my phone |
| 1:20.9 | That's actually it's actually a pretty good Brian |
| 1:23.8 | I kind of like it |
| 1:29.2 | I like this ride |
| 1:31.9 | You're eating fruit. Do you know that? Yeah, I'm eating fruit. Okay. How much food are you eating today more than you? |
| 1:36.7 | I guarantee it now. You didn't sell the dick Ryan sucked earlier |
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