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🗓️ 1 July 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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The Comedy Button curse strikes Great America! But we don't care, because half of us went on some really dumb vacations, and Brian learned that even homes in haunted swamps are unaffordable. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:00.0 | Hello and you don't say you don't say two or one |
0:04.1 | That's only when you count down from five |
0:06.5 | Yeah, you go five four three |
0:10.4 | And what what if what if you started three you don't say two or one okay, so then you just go three |
0:16.0 | Yeah, like a psychopath you just say one number. Yeah, you don't say two or one. That's not how that works |
0:21.7 | I feel like we've been to have you not seen Wayne's work. Yes, I've seen Wayne's well, but you okay |
0:27.2 | Forget it. Hello, and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altono with me is fucking pain in the ass shit in the dick |
0:33.3 | Brian Scott you don't say two or one you just go five four three |
0:40.5 | I know but I don't like it do at the bus stop. I don't know if people heard the shit at the beginning |
0:44.8 | But you just sound like you're like murdering yourself at the bus stop there |
0:49.6 | He's got the building on fire stop romley |
0:51.8 | You know sometimes people just do things to get paid and that's just really sad |
0:59.7 | And christen van der jarr is not here |
1:03.0 | Hey, Max govils have we we put together the email see who could make the show tonight and christen said |
1:09.1 | And this is the quote I'm going to be a musical extravaganza tonight so no woman for tonight's recording have fun boys |
1:18.2 | I don't know what those words mean. I'm going to be a musical extravaganza tonight. I think she means at I hope she means at |
1:26.0 | What is it? No, no, no, no, she might be doing karaoke. She could be a musical extravaganza. She's going to see the the hit Broadway show cats |
1:35.8 | No, she's definitely not stramming. I'm okay with Mr. Mustafa Lisa. It could be |
1:41.2 | By the way guys |
1:43.2 | I sent a sent a text message earlier this week |
1:46.0 | But we really need to have a moment of silence for another victim of the comedy button curse. We do |
1:53.5 | The comedy button death curse is his befallen one of one of our our favorite beloved characters |
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