The Comedy Button: Episode 534

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Evidently there are thumb truthers who believe that we only have eight fingers, so, that's a thing. Kristin also gets to tell us all about her trip to Spain, but not before Ryan derails the podcast for 15 minutes to dorksplain the country's most accomplished tennis player. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	Hello. Hello. Hello. Is this a is this a comedy button show? Is that what I've tuned into?
0:08.0	Yes, it is. Thank you. How can I help you? Oh, I'm looking for a man called a lot no
0:15.0	Brianna. He has been killed by wolves again. Thank you for it. But I will happily
0:23.0	forward you to customer service where you can figure out which part of his body will
0:27.0	best fit with the piece you're looking for. Oh, that's great. Thank you so much.
0:32.0	Many times. This is a reanimator. Really? Really? Hello. Welcome to the comedy button.
0:39.0	You have four or five five dorks here. You have five new messages. Five new messages. One from a
0:46.0	Kristen Dandy R the second from a Max Scoville. We've got a long crying one from Scott
0:54.0	Bromley. The breakup email from Ryan Scott. We're trying to reach you about your your
1:01.0	extended warranty. Brian, Brian Altono's left finger. That's all you get from him.
1:05.0	Oh, thank you. Left finger. What is that? What is that? Which of the fingers? There are five
1:10.0	technically have nine left fingers. Let's say left finger the third one in what they
1:18.0	all have names. You know that right? Middle finger. The third one in the bird. The third one
1:24.0	in your ring finger. The middle. The third one in the ring. Agatha Agnes,
1:30.0	Germaine and Jack. And then the thumb is named King Cooper with a thumb. Brian just
1:35.0	get a rude gesture at us. Wait, the thumb's on the finger now. We're not doing
1:39.0	time. I fucking hate people who do that with the like actually the thumb's on a
1:42.0	finger. What the fuck is it? A car? It's a. It's like an opposable. It's a
1:47.0	pose. I never. All my fingers are opposable. There are people. There are thumb
1:52.0	truthers out there. The chimpanzees aren't monkeys. Okay, but for the sake of
1:55.0	conversation, don't be in this one. I'm with Ryan on this one. Wait a minute.
2:00.0	There are thumb truthers out there. I've never heard this. What is this?
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