The Comedy Button: Episode 500

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Wow, we've been making this nonsense for 500 episodes now! Our old pal Anthony Gallegos is back to help us celebrate, and also to school us on the art of motorcycle maintenance, provide an update on his menagerie, ponder the inner workings of Real Doll customer service, play us a jaunty tune on his penny whistle, and help us explain some of our stupider Comedy Button traditions to Kristin. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:26.0	Hello, welcome to the comedy button episode 100. Shut the fuck up Brian, my name's Anthony Geigos.
0:36.1	I'm joined by Brian Altono. That's good to see you. Scott, probably.
0:44.4	Max Goville. Good to have you back, man.
0:46.7	Thanks, Scott. Hello, and Kristen Van Der Ruyar. That's probably the most creative way my name has
0:55.3	been said. Thank you. I appreciate it. So far, episode 500, it feels like it's like a 43rd birthday.
1:04.0	Not far off. No real plans. No real plans. What are you talking about? We've planned this.
1:10.3	We planned this. Yeah, by plan. We sent an email in a panic on Tuesday night going like, oh,
1:17.0	shit, we just recorded 499. Fuck, fuck. Hey, I got gummy colas for the occasion. I plan.
1:24.8	Where are we supposed to get you a cake, Brian? Did we do that? Oh, yeah, we still have to get you
1:30.0	the cake, Rick. Oh, fuck. What are you looking at about that, huh? No. Anthony, oh, yeah, it's good
1:35.9	to see you, man. Oh, thanks. Welcome back. What's going on? What's new? What's new? We got a new,
1:44.0	we got a puppy to compliment our older dog. You trained them to give each other nice
1:49.7	apartments. Yeah, I think it must all sleep in the middle of that. I learned to work on motorcycles
1:57.5	during the pandemic. So that's cool. Like to work remotely on the motor site or just I'm sorry,
2:01.8	I'm just like fucking second guessing. What are you saying? Is it like your own? Are you just go
2:05.5	find them on the street and start having fun? And then I also went down to Bakersfield,
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