The Comedy Button: Episode 499

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Max pawns his cat off on some suckers, Brian reinforces this decision with cat horror stories aplenty, we wonder what our ideal jobs in space might be, and we imagine what a Comedy Button Freaky Friday would look like. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
0:07.6	have some, but life is impermanent. So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable,
0:12.3	tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors,
0:16.0	so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.
0:19.9	Again, that's tweedaudio.com and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for
0:23.4	thirty-two percent off your purchase and free world wide shipping. Hello and welcome to the
0:28.4	comedy button with me as always are my best friends that I haven't seen in a year and a half.
0:36.4	That's right. I'm talking about...
0:40.7	Kristen Vandier. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
0:46.2	and a bottle of rum. Hello, Max Govill. Hello.
0:50.5	What's up? We actually hung out like three weeks ago. Yeah, I know. You came to my house and you
0:56.2	and you answered a robo call and then we talked about this all over the show. No, it's true. Yeah.
1:01.2	All right. Fine. I like this fucking liar. He's like a fake friend of girl.
1:08.0	Fucking gamer. Uh, fake gamer. Uh, speaking of fake gamers, Brian Eltono.
1:13.7	Damn it. I think they finally caught me.
1:15.9	I've been faking the game for so long now and then I'm finally out.
1:21.6	You're out. And the world's oldest 50-year-old man,
1:29.4	Brian's got 50 years and 364 days, baby. Yeah. How's everyone doing? How's everyone doing?
1:39.2	Where are we? We do our show. We're comfortable after that intro.
1:42.4	Yeah. We have a fun on our 499th episode of the comedy button podcast.
1:49.2	A show we've been doing for far too long. Far too long. Far too many years.
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