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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 495

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Settle in with us as we finally get some real pizza whistles and swazzle stars, and Scott tells us his wild and crazy Michigan tales about the fireworks factory and the world's stupidest pizza parlor. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:03.8

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0:07.6

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0:16.5

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0:21.2

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0:26.0

Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian. Thank you for having me.

0:33.5

Thank you. Thank you. That was pretty good. I was thinking.

0:39.1

This is like the fucking Simpsons intro where it's like it's the same, but it's not.

0:49.8

Sometimes the couch is huge or whatever. Other times we fall through the geometry,

0:55.9

I don't fucking get it. I don't, I start up, don't understand. Okay, well, all right.

1:02.0

Thanks for listening everyone. I'm Brian Montana with me is Max Covell. Brian Skull. I guess we'll

1:07.3

get to him. Hello, thank you. Fucking VIP of the hour over here. Seeing your importante over here,

1:15.0

Kristen Vanity. Hello. And Scott Bromley. Hello, thank you. Perfect.

1:21.2

Was that right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I am Scott Bromley. Hey, oh boy. I love pizza whistles and

1:29.2

swazzle stars and old scenes for the last 10 years. Oh boy. Hey, hey, Scott, real talk.

1:36.7

We have a listener, a long time listener. He wanted to use making pizza whistles. Yeah, he

1:41.6

streams over on Twitch at Gozy Bear Live and he made pizza whistles and swaps. Amazing.

1:47.1

I mean, I use and he used Apple Pie filling in the swazzle star. Oh, that's

1:55.5

and then when he pulled about on the oven, did he go watch this and then trip over?

2:02.2

Kristen, I hope so. I hope so. We'll catch up Kristen real quick. For years, we made we made

2:08.7

fun of Ryan. Well, you know this. This is, you know, yeah, that's not new.

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