The Comedy Button: Episode 494
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Wrestling and comic books are all pretty dumb, cell phones make horror movies way less scary, Ryan has no idea what people do at bars, and we decide whether we would take drugs to find ghosts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
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| 0:00.0 | If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. |
| 0:02.0 | So if you want to retain any less liver of sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. |
| 0:06.0 | And hey, maybe you already have some, but life is impermanent. |
| 0:09.0 | So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable, tangle-free, and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors, |
| 0:16.0 | so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life. |
| 0:20.0 | Again, that's tweedaudio.com and use the offer code GeekBox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free world wide shipping. |
| 0:26.0 | Hello and welcome to comedy. Oh, fuck. |
| 0:31.0 | Really fucking really. |
| 0:33.0 | How are I? |
| 0:35.0 | Anyway, really funny. |
| 0:37.0 | Okay, I don't know. Some people like different types of jokes, I guess. |
| 0:41.0 | We've got all sorts of them here. My name is Max. You know that. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm with Ryan Ryan Scott and Kristen. We do this fucking show every week. |
| 0:47.0 | We do it for almost 10 years. |
| 0:48.0 | Disney first episode. Ryan Scott and Kristen. |
| 0:51.0 | That's right. |
| 0:52.0 | I need to point out for those of you who only heard that burp and didn't see it, which was all of you except for five people. |
| 0:58.0 | Scott did that burp in a ringer tea with a ponytail. |
| 1:01.0 | Just to really let you know. |
| 1:03.0 | An air of a magic can be called. |
| 1:05.0 | Just to let's like just say, really let me know where we are. |
| 1:08.0 | Not only is it a ponytail, it's a ponytail that's done with two fucking good guy. |
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