The Comedy Button: Episode 479

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Scott finds Ryan's old coffee stains, we reveal our dream casting for the Macho Man biopic, Medieval Times is apparently dealing with the pandemic rather well, and Brian's kid gets some life coaching. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:26.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of the comedy button the number one radio program ever.
0:32.6	I'm your host Max Gowville and I'm joined by you you legally can say whatever you want on the
0:38.5	on the internet radio. It's completely it's like it's there's it's unregulated anyway. I'm joined by Ryan
0:43.6	Scott number one human being of all time. Yeah, and he's an elliptical metalist too. Scott
0:50.4	Bromley. I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little
1:06.3	Brian Autano. Be sure to stick around after the show we have various supplements that we will be
1:11.5	selling you through multiple disbarred medical professionals. Ah sure we got lots of
1:16.0	lots of things like dick pillows and you say pills or pillows. I said dick pillow. Anyway, I also
1:24.6	are pittles. I'm pretty are who's putting up with all our shit tonight. Do you got it? Do you
1:29.6	want to hear about my weight loss drink that I have that I'm selling that I'm hopping on Facebook?
1:35.6	Anyone? I'm loving to hear about this weight loss. I hear it's some sort of team. Yeah,
1:40.5	will this team make my tummy flat because I've got like a real rotund protrude truprotuberance.
1:46.4	Little bit and a lot of times day. Valentine's Day is coming up and I know a lot of you are
1:50.8	lonely. I just want to remind everyone you don't need a significant other. You can make any
1:55.2	woman on earth out of mushrooms. That's what I'm doing. Just gentlemen with a
2:00.9	grand on day past and in the future we've got a lot of holidays coming up in a little
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