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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 478

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Jared Petty joins us to talk about life on the farm (and the cultural paradox that is North Carolina), Kristin reveals her least-favorite part of the show, and we all tell some crazy neighbor stories. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Jared Petty.

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible.

0:02.2

So if you want to retain any less liver of sanity, you should probably get some earbuds

0:05.4

to block it all out.

0:06.4

And hey, maybe you already have some, but life is impermanent.

0:09.6

So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable, tangle-free and noise-canceling

0:13.8

earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors so you can drown out the sounds of the

0:17.7

dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.

0:20.0

Again, that's tweedaudio.com and use the offer code GeekBox at checkout for 33% off your

0:24.5

purchase and free world wide shipping.

0:27.0

Hello everyone and welcome to the comedy button.

0:31.0

We've got grimace here, over here, Max Govill.

0:35.0

Why are you making that face, buddy?

0:37.2

Oh, oh, because it's 2021.

0:41.0

And I'm not an idiot.

0:43.6

So we've got the grimace Max Govill.

0:47.8

We've got the third face, Brian.

0:51.7

Hey, hamburger.

0:52.7

What the fuck?

0:53.7

That's my favorite McDonald's character.

0:57.4

Wow.

0:58.4

Yeah, that short-lived mascot from the McFlurry.

1:01.4

Oh, she had a turd face.

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