The Comedy Button: Episode 471

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

We start 2021 off with a bang by clearing the air about some of our dumb and bad D&D ideas, learning about Oklahoma's official state drink, and provide some pro tips for all you young whippersnappers moving away from home for the first time (assuming that's the sort of thing people can do this year, of course). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar

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0:26.0	Hello everyone and welcome to the comedy button finally in the year 2021. We did it. We did it.
0:36.7	This week we've got Brian Altono. All of our problems are gone. Max, goville. The year that
0:44.4	couldn't not be bad. Brian? Brian Scott. Another chip around the sun. If it doesn't burn out first and
0:55.3	Scott, probably. I call it a day. Every day feels like a Tuesday now.
1:03.2	Really? Every day. I was trying to think of like what's the worst day of the week?
1:10.9	Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday is pretty good. I don't know why we always record on Tuesdays,
1:16.1	though. I'm talking about the day, the day of Tuesday. Because Monday wake up, it's like,
1:24.4	this is awful. The Garfield at all day. And then Tuesday, you're like, well, at least it's not Monday,
1:30.3	but it's still a long ways away. The Monday's arrow is like, this is going to go really well. I have
1:35.9	a lot of ideas and then they get beaten out of you and you're like, that's it. And then Tuesday,
1:39.7	you're like, I just want to slide into the sea. I think Thursday can eat shit out of a dead dog's
1:46.9	ass to be perfectly honest. What Thursdays are the Friday's? How dare you? Yeah, I think Thursday's
1:51.8	is pretty cool. I mean, if they got rid of regular Friday and made it the pre Saturday.
1:58.8	Thursday's close to the weekend. That's fair. That's fine. It's fine. Tuesday, you're not fresh
2:04.3	on Monday and you're also feeling like, what's Wednesday? What's Wednesday then? Wednesday,
2:09.8	you're like, I'm halfway. That's why they call it home day. So you're feeling a little more
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