The Comedy Button: Episode 470 -- The D&D Adventure

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

It's off to the haunted windmill in this fourth and final (for now) episode of the Comedy Button's Dungeons & Dragons campaign. The party loots some gross cinnamon buns, breaks everything, makes friends with a bloodthirsty sword, and learns that vampires might be giant incel manbabies. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:26.0	Welcome to the fourth and final for now anyway, part of our four-part comedy button Dungeons and
0:34.8	Dragons campaign. This is episode 470 and if you're just now tuning in, I recommend that you
0:43.1	go back to episode 467 and you start with part one of this D&D campaign. So you can understand
0:50.5	just what the heck is going on here. And if you're listening as we're releasing these, it is
0:57.7	somewhere around January 1st, 2021. So happy new year! May this year suck a lot less.
1:05.2	And anyway, I hope you enjoy this episode. Hello and welcome to what I think is the final
1:14.4	episode of this leg of the comedy button play Dungeons and Dragons. I'm your host Ryan Scott
1:24.8	and joining me once again for this nonsense thing are Kristen Van Der. Hello, hello, hello,
1:34.5	you can call me Rhoda Farrocks, please. Max Gowville. The name is Corwin Panwitz and I have to go to
1:42.5	the bathroom and also I'm an adult man. He's a little girl. I've been divorced.
1:50.0	He's a divorced woman being a man. God, Bromley. No, the horn is gone. We took the horn away.
2:00.4	Here's not a second horn. You are going to get a gypsy curse, Scott. Just make the horn noise
2:09.2	with your mouth. Oh, that's right. Corwin, Patwitz, you haven't heard the last of all brush
2:14.8	fenders, shoot. That my nature whistle. You're a move, Ira Glass. We have a number one podcast
2:29.2	nine years running. And number one to who? Brian, I'll tell you now. Excuse me. For the 18th
2:36.7	fucking time, you fucking little imp. It is Angelo Felicio Panini. The third one of the big,
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