The Comedy Button: Episode 459

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Brian tethers in from his phone to help us recite all the definitions of a Rat King, learn all the fun facts about Donatello, vote on the sexiest fast food mascots, try to forget all the most useless things we've ever memorized, and have our annual conversation about monster cereal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:16.5	drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life. Again, that's tweedaudio.com
0:21.2	and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free world wide shipping.
0:26.9	Hello, everyone and welcome to the comedy button.
0:32.2	Today on your host,
0:36.5	Chris in Van Bjarre and today we've got Max Gofield.
0:40.9	This is the first time I've been like oh no, this is why is she here? This is not great.
0:47.1	Fuck you.
0:48.4	Rob's got.
0:50.4	Hello, this is great. I'm glad you're here.
0:53.7	Thank you so much.
0:58.1	Where you can do that?
0:59.6	Hello, hello, I am a computer. Hello, hello.
1:04.8	Chris, what the fuck is his voice?
1:06.4	Hello.
1:06.8	Hello.
1:08.0	Hello.
1:08.4	Hello.
1:11.2	That is my last show.
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