4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Guest host Zach Ryan fills in to help us examine the weird logistics of moving during a pandemic, determine what an a-hole looks like, (masterfully) debate just how hands-off we would be willing to get in exchange for time travel, and reboot Highlander for the 21st century. Starring Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Zach Ryan.
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0:00.0 | If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of |
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0:27.0 | Hello and welcome once again to the comedy button, the number one podcast ever. |
0:33.1 | I'm your host Max Scoville and I'm joined by Kristen Van der R. |
0:36.2 | No. |
0:37.4 | Yes, Ryan Scott. |
0:40.0 | No. |
0:41.4 | And unfortunately, two of our regular cast members were diagnosed with severe problems. |
0:48.1 | Brian Eltono got regu poisoning and Scott probably once again has big rocks in his balls. |
0:53.1 | So we've got Zach Ryan joining us once again, Tang. |
0:55.8 | Hey, what's up everybody? |
0:57.1 | It's been a while since I've seen you guys. |
0:58.8 | It's been a minute. |
0:59.8 | It's been a minute since we saw each other not through a fucking webcam, but |
1:03.8 | that's yeah, that's also true. |
1:05.7 | When was the last time I saw you in person? Was it in the office? |
1:09.0 | Have I seen you since the office shut down? I don't think I have. |
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