The Comedy Button: Episode 449

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Buckle in for some spooky tales of haunted catacomb tours and serial killers, then listen to a bunch of thirty-somethings try to figure out PAW Patrol, explain what ska is, and determine what sorts of dessert islands we'd want to be trapped on. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
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0:26.9	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altano with me is Max Coville.
0:34.0	He's applauding himself. That's not really exciting.
0:36.9	Chris and Vandy are. He's applauding himself. That's not really exciting.
0:42.4	And Ryan Scott.
0:45.9	He's like your back. That actually sounds very bad.
0:49.3	Don't give us that extra bit of a fight. Oh my god. I wasn't even thinking I'm sorry.
0:53.6	That was like a golf like a golf. I can fucking I can hear how clammy your hands are over the microphone.
1:01.6	That was a little golf clap for you now. That's what I hear you clapping like that. I just imagine
1:05.7	you like pulling your hand at your pocket to buy like a blowpop or something and seeing you have
1:09.6	have enough change, but it's like lint and buttons and like a stamp. A sticker you got with some
1:15.7	other candies. I hated that. Warrthers. Oh my god. You could joe worth. That was a deeply
1:22.7	disturbing sound. Why is it even like you do just you do a clap and it sounds it sounds gross.
1:29.7	I don't get it. That's a very silly thing. If you did a little clap like that, it would sound gross too.
1:34.0	I bet you do little claps on your penis.
1:38.1	Hey man. Leave that out. Leave that out.
1:42.0	Just slap that hog around. I'm doing anything to you.
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