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🗓️ 31 July 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Join us as we peek into some very weird new corners of Pornhub, get hyped for the new roaring '20s, and recall all those signature family holiday dishes that we hate. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.
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0:26.3 | Hello and welcome to the county button. I'm your host Brian Altana with me is Ryan Scott. |
0:32.0 | Quack, quack, quack. Yuck. Scott probably. Hey guys, why was six afraid of seven? |
0:39.2 | Kristen Vandier. Pizza. |
0:46.3 | And Max Gowell. We're still doing this. Yes. Despite all evidence that we should not and we should |
0:52.0 | yes, stop doing it. But here we are. You know, Kristen fits in because we're like what, |
0:57.1 | four or five weeks into the Vandier era and you're just mumbling random nonsense and turning it |
1:04.7 | to it's a good. We were talking about a pizza head earlier, you know, just Karen it, Karen it |
1:11.8 | through just consistent to lines. You know, Wednesday's dysfunctional Wednesday. You can't expect |
1:18.5 | it's not good. It's not a good day. I think it shouldn't exist. I think if it just went away, |
1:23.1 | no one would notice. I think most of it, I think the weekdays have been kind of on the honor |
1:27.4 | system this year lately, mostly anyway. You know, it's sort of just like, are you a Wednesday or |
1:33.1 | are you a Thursday or you a Tuesday? No one fucking cares. It doesn't matter. It's the |
1:39.2 | way it's the way it is. It's the way it is. It's the way it is. It's the way it is. It's the way it is. |
1:42.5 | Have you have you woken up during the thing and be like, ah, right, the weekend's finally here. |
1:46.8 | Ah, fuck, it's Tuesday. That was me last week and the week before that and the week before that |
1:52.8 | and the week before that. And then I broke my ankle and then the week before that. |
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