The Comedy Button: Episode 445

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We ponder the inevitable future TikTok presidency, discover Schrodinger's Representation, remember how warped sex education and anti-drug PSAs got during the '80s, and deliver some of the most amazing Quibi show pitches anyone has ever heard. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:21.2	and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free world wedge shipping.
0:26.9	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host, Kristen Vandiar and with me today we've got
0:33.6	Brian Eltono. Hello, hello. Max Govil. Here in radio, land. Ryan Scott.
0:43.2	Bonjour. And Scott, probably. I want you to want me. Why? I hate that song.
0:55.0	For a spad. Kristen, that was great. You did great. Oh, thank you. You know, I'm
0:59.4	trying to change it. It's not easy. Change it up a little bit. Thank you. Thank you for enjoying
1:03.5	that. Guys, it's so good to see all of your faces on this wonderful, wonderful, what is today?
1:10.8	Today's a Tuesday. I genuinely, I think I get really fucked up when it's like three day weekends.
1:18.5	I don't know about you guys, but like I can't tell what day of the week is. I've
1:23.0	woked up two days this week thinking it was Monday. And I'm pretty sure the rest of the week,
1:27.4	I'm going to continue waking up and thinking it's Monday until it's Friday. Yeah. If you multiply
1:32.4	that by like everything that's been happening this year, I, I, there is like multiple times where I
1:37.5	don't like, I have like a basically like a pill case with multivitamins in it and vitamin D. And
1:42.6	if it wasn't for that, I like straight up wouldn't know what day it was. Like every morning I wake up
1:46.4	and I make a double espresso and I open up the little pill case like a 90 year old man, and I'm like,
1:50.8	oh, good Wednesday. What a day it's going to be. I'm kind of, I'm in that boat too. Oh, I know.
1:59.2	That's not a surprise for you, right? I do have a vitamin little case. I know it's full of gummy bears,
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