The Comedy Button: Episode 444

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We get to hear Kristin's first impressions of us, vote on the most bangable U.S. President, and recall the time that Big Bird almost exploded. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.8	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:12.3	tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors,
0:16.0	so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.
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0:23.4	33% off your purchase and free world wide shipping.
0:26.8	Hello and welcome to the County button. I'm your host Brian Alzana with me
0:29.7	is Max Scoville. Hello, Kristen Van Der R. Hi, yeah.
0:35.1	Scott Romley. Bonjour.
0:39.6	Brian Scott. Was that French you were speaking?
0:43.4	No, it wasn't French speaking.
0:47.0	It's a Sponghorn, goodling off.
0:50.5	Was that child speaking French?
0:53.3	Yeah, that's a miracle, goddammit. What kind of green monster is teaching them these horrible
0:57.9	filthy barbarian languages from across the bottom?
1:03.3	Before we started recording, we were getting in a very spiritual conversation about
1:08.8	how the anus is a vacuum.
1:14.6	Wow, I think that bone horn was a train that just hit the train that was already on the track.
1:19.8	Just because something gets full of cookie crumbs and cat hair doesn't make it a vacuum, okay?
1:25.9	All right, well tell it to the judge.
1:29.6	Oh yeah, already been there once. I don't want to have that conversation.
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