4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2020
⏱️ 56 minutes
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We learn about the world's weirdest workout routine, imagine our perfect hairstyles, discuss Ryan's childhood hard-boiled egg obsession, and resurrect all those dumb hoverboard rumors from the '80s. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody, this episode was recorded in the before times back in the Halsion days of February |
0:05.8 | 2020 before the entire world became a real life last of us part two scenario thanks to COVID-19. |
0:13.2 | But we were really happy with this episode, so we all want you to hear it even though it's not |
0:18.7 | quite as grim and serious as our current times dictate. So please enjoy and hang in there. |
0:25.1 | We're gonna get through this together. |
0:27.1 | If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less |
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0:51.8 | and free world wide shipping. Greetings and salutations everybody and welcome once again to another |
0:56.8 | episode of the comedy button. I am Max Scoville joined by my good friends Brian Autana. We did it! |
1:02.5 | Scott, probably. Oh my god. And Ryan Scott. Day seven, I'm okay. |
1:13.5 | Wow, okay. All the great noise here, Mike tonight. Well, uh, so how you? |
1:18.9 | Okay. This is fucking radio, radio theater hour. |
1:24.4 | Why do you ask me? Nasty man. Why do you throw up? |
1:30.2 | Stuck in that. No, nobody wants to hear it. No, he's not. Good. No, is it? |
1:33.6 | We got we got a really good email and it's one of those times capsule emails because it's from |
1:38.2 | somebody who's listening to the show chronologically. Okay. Oh, great. And |
1:44.4 | well, it's basically like hey, don't don't interrupt Anthony when he's reading this. Brian, don't worry. |
1:49.2 | You'll find another girlfriend. I always love those because they're like his Brian single and his |
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