4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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It turns out that the world is such a disaster, we've had to record our show remotely for the first (and definitely not last) time. Come join us as we gather together through our computer screens and contemplate the corona apocalypse! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:00.0 | If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of |
0:03.8 | sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already |
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0:26.9 | Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm Brian Altano and with me is Scott Romley. |
0:31.8 | Please get away from me. Ryan Scott. Hello. |
0:36.9 | And Max. |
0:37.5 | How does this work? |
0:38.3 | Jesus and Max Scoville. |
0:41.0 | Oh, sorry. I was just licking the tips of my fingers. |
0:43.5 | Delicious. Perfect. Just put them in your eyes afterwards. Yeah. |
0:46.9 | Where else are you going to put them? I was also licking the tips of your fingers. |
0:51.1 | We've been doing this show for nine years and |
0:53.6 | has it been nine years? Yeah, pretty much. Almost. |
0:58.6 | And we've recorded every single episode of this of this show in the same room. |
1:04.3 | We've done like some call-in stuff with Anthony Geigos when he moved to Seattle briefly to |
1:09.5 | pee in the lake. It wasn't some. It was like a good, I think it was almost a year. |
1:14.6 | Yeah, but I mean, like out of nine years, that's really not a lot if you think about it. |
1:17.8 | Right. Yeah. Okay. |
1:19.9 | You know what I'm saying? |
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