The Comedy Button: Episode 428

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Scott, Max, and Brian joined by special guest Ryan Scott, who discusses his plans to travel back in time and invent Snapchat and bet on the Super Bowl (even though he doesn't know how either of those things work). And also, the age-old question: Would you eat an owl? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.9	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
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0:16.5	drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life. Again, that's tweedaudio.com
0:21.3	and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free worldwide shipping.
0:26.4	Get it up, grandma. It's a grandpa's and welcome back to your favorite elderly rodeo
0:30.2	corral. It's the comedy button. The number one oldest show on iTunes, if that even is still a thing.
0:37.2	I'm your host Max Scoville and I'm joined this week by my good friend Brian Altano. We did it!
0:42.4	We made the list. Another one. We did make a lot of money. That's two lists this year, boys.
0:49.1	We made two lists. We are on top of the world. We're going to be the listies. And joining us,
0:55.9	special guest apparently, 2020's most elusive figure, Ryan Scott. That's Ryan Scott, aka Ryan Scott.
1:07.7	So at the by the time this episode goes up, it's probably fucking April. So where have you been?
1:14.0	Well, why why back to what you just said? Swing in heavy timber, doing all sorts of
1:18.2	thick stuff. Who knows? Seven work days this year. You've been a two. If this was a job, you'd fire.
1:28.4	No way. He can't fire me. No, I know we can't fire. This is what I was talking about.
1:31.8	Ryan, I have a special activity for you this week. Oh boy. I found an image of you on the internet.
1:38.1	It's actually not an image of you. It's an image of 12 images of you from first through 12th grade.
1:44.2	Oh, you found that was like tweeted that. I mean, yeah, I know. I follow you on Twitter. Yeah.
1:49.0	He didn't block me. Actually, no, I think I blocked you. I found it through Google images. Wait.
1:54.6	But I made a chart. Okay. It's the kind of shit they have in in homes for crazy kids.
2:01.0	How are you feeling today? And I want to show you on the chart on a scale of first through 12th grade. How do you feel?
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