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Hello and welcome to the county button. I'm your host Brian Altano with me as Max Scoville.

Howdy, howdy, howdy, Scott Bromley. My butt hurts.

And Ryan Scott speaking to the butt hurts his whole with diarrhea of the ass.

A lot of people don't know this, but Ryan is a complex animatronic.

He involves a lot of servos and motors and gyros and whizmos and something.

I think at this point, Ryan Scott is just a special guest on this show.

I'll put it this way. If this was a job, he'd be fired.

He would have been fired months ago.

Because I think it's sort of like if you worked full time and you only went to work on Monday and Friday.

Right. That's what Ryan's been doing in 2020.

If you decided that I'm tired, was a good excuse.

Yes. Exactly. Go to work. Yeah. Exactly.

I'm tired. For context, we're recording the show on a Saturday morning.

We usually do this on a Tuesday evening, which is off of the the backs and the fumes of our day jobs.

You know, like the tanks run on empty.

Somehow Tuesdays are usually the busiest days for us recording shit.

And so we usually come in pretty low energy.

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