The Comedy Button: Episode 416
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2019
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
The interminable year known as "2019" is finally coming to an end, and Max and Brian are drunk in an abandoned conference room at work to tell you about cookie exchanges, getting fat for the holidays, why they think Playmobil is popular in Maine, their love for stupid criminals, how the kid from Flight of the Navigator turned to armed robbery, Lorena Bobbitt, and why you should be careful if you drive a green Hyundai. Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of |
| 0:03.7 | sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already |
| 0:07.6 | have some, but life is impermanent. So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable, |
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| 0:21.2 | and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free world wedge shipping. |
| 0:26.7 | Hey everybody, this is the comedy button to show we've been doing since 2011. Thanks to the support |
| 0:30.8 | of many people who listen to it and occasionally give us money for reasons. If you would like to help |
| 0:35.0 | us keep the lights on and keep making this stupid terrible show that you continue to listen to for |
| 0:38.8 | reasons we're unclear of, head to patreon.com slash comedy button and kick us a buck or five bucks |
| 0:43.2 | or really whatever you can help with. We're still going to keep doing the show for free, but you can |
| 0:46.8 | get ad-free versions or access to our whole backlog of movie commentaries and bonus episodes and all |
| 0:51.1 | kinds of deleted trash that we thought was a good idea to put on the internet. Again, that's patreon.com |
| 0:56.3 | slash comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altano and with me |
| 1:01.2 | is Scott Bromley. No and Ryan Scott. No, he's not he's not here either. Max Max Scoville. You guessed it. |
| 1:12.7 | There you are. It's just me. It's Max. I'm back. Good to see you Max. Yeah, it's a real treat. No, |
| 1:17.8 | I mean, for once again, we've had a thing has happened once more in which Scott has been |
| 1:23.8 | hurtled into the star zone and once more, I don't want to throw him under the bus too hard, |
| 1:28.7 | but Ryan has been diagnosed with a bad case of the D H I E R R H H E A of the B O U T T L E. If |
| 1:40.8 | you know what I'm talking about, did you do that word right? I'm gonna, I need like, I need a |
| 1:47.7 | rewind theater on that one. No, my boy definitely has some big wet shits. That's the problem. |
| 1:53.8 | Max is trying to spell diarrhea for clarity. It is the end of 2019 or we think we're trying, |
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