4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2019
⏱️ 52 minutes
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It's animal week on the Comedy Button: Brian made his family get a Christmas goose, horses wearing flippers are making the Internet great again, and Animorphs can move the heck over to make room for MIDDLEMORPHS! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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0:56.3 | slash comedy button. Happers, burps day every Bubbie and welcome to the comedy button, |
1:01.1 | a regular radio program distributed on the computer. My name is Max Scoville and a big happy best day |
1:06.8 | to Brian, I'll tunnel. Thank you, HEPA BAPA BAPA. And a big, happy, |
1:10.8 | BAPA DEPA DATE to Scott Bromley. |
1:16.6 | We can't do it again. We can't do another hour of having birthday with all of us. |
1:23.3 | Okay, I'll put it this way. Stop. There are some people that really like it. But most of the people |
1:28.2 | really hate it. Do you think those people, do you think those people who hate it have ever had |
1:32.1 | it hit the best days? I think they've had a had that at the belt. It's the cilantro of |
1:37.7 | mist pronounced. Yeah, felicitations. Exactly. |
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