4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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It's a Thanksgiving miracle with the Comedy Button! This week, we talk about the worst food we've ever eaten, and all sorts of other goofs, guffaws, and hijinks that will drown out the sounds of your own family gathering! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:00.0 | If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of |
0:03.7 | sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already |
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0:12.3 | tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors so you can |
0:16.4 | drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life. Again, that's tweedaudio.com |
0:21.2 | and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free world wide shipping. |
0:26.7 | Hey everybody, this is the comedy button show we've been doing since 2011. Thanks to the support |
0:30.8 | of many people who listen to it and occasionally give us money for reasons. If you would like to |
0:34.8 | help us keep the lights on and keep making this stupid terrible show that you continue to listen |
0:38.4 | to for reasons we're unclear of, head to patreon.com slash comedy button and kick us a buck or five bucks |
0:43.2 | or really whatever you can help with. We're still going to keep doing the show for free, but you can |
0:46.8 | get ad-free versions or access to our whole backlog of movie commentaries and bonus episodes and |
0:51.0 | all kinds of deleted trash that we thought was a good idea to put on the internet. Again, that's patreon.com.com. |
0:56.3 | slash comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian Altona with me is |
1:01.4 | Max Scoville. Whoopity Wapity. Ryan Scott. Whoopity Wapity. Scott Bromley. It but it best day. |
1:06.8 | In an ear of corn that we found in Scotts Entertainment Center. Oh, guys, that's made the ear of corn. |
1:14.3 | What is that? What's popp-o-loppin? That's just my corn humor. The ear of corn was the original |
1:21.2 | nerds rope if you ever stop and just look at it. What's a nerds rope? It's the thing they put on |
1:27.0 | their dornob to masturbate with. Oh, so you're saying it's like the old corn cob there. |
1:34.1 | Instead of masturbate, are you with it? I'm unclear. Are you voicing the corn cob? I am the corn cob. |
1:39.9 | All right. Hey, finally comedy has arrived. That's I'm here. Buckle up fuckers. It's time for |
1:45.3 | goofs, chordles, laughs and gaffaws with your old pals. The comedy button and the corny button. |
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