The Comedy Button: Episode 412

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Jack DeVries is back once again, and we've all had several wine spritzers. We discuss what our spirit fast food restaurants are, the most embarrassing clothes we wore in middle school, our self-care routines, and Bloodborne. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.7	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
0:07.6	have some, but life is impermanent. So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable,
0:12.2	tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors so you can
0:16.4	drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life. Again, that's tweedaudio.com
0:21.2	and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free world wedge shipping.
0:26.7	Hey everybody, this is the comedy button to show we've been doing since 2011. Thanks to the
0:30.4	support of many people who listen to it and occasionally give us money for reasons. If you would like
0:34.7	to help us keep the lights on and keep making this stupid terrible show that you continue to listen
0:38.4	to for reasons we're unclear of, head to patreon.com slash comedy button and kick us a buck or five bucks
0:43.2	or really whatever you can help with. We're still going to keep doing the show for free, but you can
0:46.8	get ad-free versions or access to our whole backlog of movie commentaries and bonus episodes and all
0:51.0	kinds of deleted trash that we thought was a good idea to put on the internet. Again, that's patreon.com
0:56.3	slash comedy button. Hello and welcome. Why do you have to always do this? No. Do you want to
1:02.0	what? Do you want to fucking do it? You want to drive this fucking just train? You're all gonna make
1:05.6	out right off all the lines right off the clear. You want to you want to introduce it? Huh?
1:11.1	Sure. What do you mean? Huh? Huh? Go. Ready? Yeah, go do it. Are you ready for three, two, one, go.
1:18.6	Okay, three, two, one, go. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. Okay. I'm your host Ryan Scott.
1:25.6	By which I mean, just the guy who's gonna say these few words and then Max and Brian are gonna
1:29.6	talk a lot. I'm here with Max and Brian. Hi, we're not one person. Yeah, I'm some of the times you are.
1:37.2	I'm here with Max Scoville. Howdy. Brian, Altano. Howdy. And special guest Jack DeVries. Hey,
1:44.4	Ryan, did you eat all of those fizzy colas before the show even started? He did. Yeah. Wow. This is
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