The Comedy Button: Episode 409

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

On this very special Halloween episode, Jared Petty joins us to talk about our favorite Halloween candy, Easter candy, Christmas candy, perennial non-denominational candy, and delight in our spooky stories -- like the time Scott's dad caught him touching himself while watching Hocus Pocus. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less liver of
0:03.7	sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out. And hey, maybe you already
0:07.6	have some, but life is impermanent. So go to tweedaudio.com and grab a backup pair of durable,
0:12.2	tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven colors so you can
0:16.4	drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life. Again, that's tweedaudio.com
0:21.2	and use the offer code Geekbox at checkout for 33% off your purchase and free world wedge shipping.
0:26.7	Hey everybody, this is the comedy button to show we've been doing since 2011. Thanks to the
0:30.4	support of many people who listen to it and occasionally give us money for reasons. If you would like
0:34.7	to help us keep the lights on and keep making this stupid terrible show that you continue to listen
0:38.4	to for reasons we're unclear of, head to patreon.com slash comedy button and kick us a buck or five bucks
0:43.2	or really whatever you can help with. We're still going to keep doing the show for free, but you can
0:46.8	get ad-free versions or access to our whole backlog of movie commentaries and bonus episodes and all
0:51.0	kinds of deleted trash that we thought was a good idea to put on the internet. Again, that's patreon.com
0:56.3	slash comedy button. Greetings, boys and girls and welcome to the comedy button spooked
1:07.2	acular Halloween special episode segment of October 2019.
1:20.5	I am your host Max Scoville joined by Scott Bromley. This podcast is haunted it's also blood
1:31.3	could be scary Ryan Scott it was the bogeyman and because Brian has a cold Jared Petty there's
1:41.6	nothing intimidating about me. No, you're right. Jared Petty is a fan. You've got kind of like a
1:48.8	you've got you can say the same about like John Goodman, but then you know like 21 clover field
1:53.1	lane came out. Oh no no like scary John Goodman. I can't even remember when you could you could
1:58.0	do scary Jared Petty. I there is a scary Jared Petty. What? Oh yeah he's hidden deep within but
2:03.3	he does success. Scary Jerry in rage Jared is kind of terrifying. Sure. Can you put some WD 40 on
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