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slash comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian

Altano with me is Max Scott. Quick, quick, quick, feed me those delicious breadcrumbs down at the

pond. Scott, probably. Oh, Farts and Thistles. Ryan Scott putting the fun and dysfunctional

and pumpkin mid-junk in the ultimate sex pumpkin. Who doesn't say much because you know what it's

pumpkin. That's true. So he's kind of like you gotta use your imagination to fuck that pumpkin

thing. Ryan, you're kind of a sex pumpkin. What? You're a seasonal gourd of erotic fluid.

Why am I seasonal? What? Seasonal. Ryan, if that's all year round. I would describe you with

season. Yeah, I would just kind of yeah, you're like you're like Rip Van Winkle. I think you're like

if bears hibernated for 15 hours a day instead of you. He's like a cat. You're a very

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