The Comedy Button: Episode 405

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Happy October! This week, we discover that Sunnyvale's former Toys R Us is now a Spirit store, and Geoffrey the Giraffe and his entire family are all dead. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less
0:03.2	sliver of sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out.
0:06.2	And hey, maybe you already have some, but life is impermanent. So go to twictaudio.com and grab
0:11.0	a backup pair of durable, tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven
0:15.4	colors so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.
0:19.8	Again, that's twictaudio.com and use the offer code GeekBox at checkout for 33% off your
0:24.3	purchase and free world wide shipping. Hey everybody, this is the Comedy
0:27.9	Button Show we've been doing since 2011. Thanks to the support of many people who listen to it
0:32.3	and occasionally give us money for reasons. If you would like to help us keep the lights on
0:35.7	and keep making this stupid terrible show that you continue to listen to for reasons we're
0:39.2	unclear of, head to patreon.com slash comedy button and kick us a buck or five bucks or really
0:43.6	whatever you can help with. We're still going to keep doing the show for free, but you can get
0:46.9	ad free versions or access to our whole backlog of movie commentaries and bonus episodes and all kinds
0:51.2	of deleted trash that we thought was a good idea to put on the internet. Again, that's patreon.com
0:56.3	slash comedy button. BigityBony, happy macaroni everybody and welcome to another episode of the
1:00.6	comedy button. I'm your host Max Scoville and I'm enjoying this fine evening by my friends Scott
1:06.1	Bromley. Oh yeah, that's me. Ryan Scott. Oh no, that's me. And Brian Altono, the utter nerve of
1:13.6	you pieces of shit. The Usfuckers are back at it once again. We've lured Brian here under false
1:19.6	pretenses once again into our web of lies to make him talk into the microphone for two hours straight.
1:24.9	Did you say Usfuckers? Is that like a cool name for masterbating? It's for the makers of us
1:29.4	weekly. It's Usfuckers, but they all it's all the people in those pages of those fine tabloid
1:33.6	rags. They're just doing all sorts of mouth stuff with their wet parts. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.
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