Hey boys and girls it's your good ol' pal Uncle P.P. Walnuts.

Now support for the comic button comes from Manscaped to his number one and men's below

the belt grooming.

Manscaped offers precision engineered tools for your family jewels.

You know, the pouch, the man twins, Harry and the soft balls, the boy boulders, the leg

bags, the nads, the hacky sacks, the ornaments, the southern brothers, the balls, we're talking

about the balls.

You see for centuries now men have been shaving the bumbles and grumbles with all the

ass knives and swords and garbage they found in the woods behind the yard.

As a dangerous approach they cut the balls all over the place, fucking blood everywhere

disgusting.

That's why Manscaped has redesigned the electric trimmer for today's sophisticated

balls shaving man.

The lawnmower 2.0 has proprietary skin safe technology.

So this trimmer won't nick or snag your big nuts.

That means they finally stop the Manscaping oppositions.

They're thinking of past like my car and your good wife's Charlotte.

Another advantage of Manscaped is that it frees up your regular shaving razors so you

can use them on your face and your ass and your arms and your feet and legs and shit.

Why would you use the same thing on the face and the balls?

That's crazy talk.

That's like putting on boxer shorts on your face and going trick a treat.

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