The Comedy Button: Episode 4
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2011
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
This week, we celebrate Halloween with a bunch of boring Halloween non-stories because we're old and stupid. But we've got plenty of cartoon porn, professional masturbation, weird hairless cats, ice-breaking (literally), lonely basketball hoops, parent-child bonding, and giant dongs to discuss. We also learn whose to-do list Anthony is on (again, literally), and we mull over which celebrities we'd most like to pummel. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | Bienvenidos, and welcome to the comedy button and to the pool |
| 0:04.6 | Any comedy loco |
| 0:06.6 | I can't I can't be too loud right now just because it feels a far too early |
| 0:11.1 | It's way too early man. It is way too early to do this. It's it's 10 30 on a Sunday morning |
| 0:19.4 | 11 in the morning you bastards were late either way |
| 0:23.6 | On a Sunday, I didn't know they had these right woke up on with the with a rooster's crowing this morning |
| 0:30.1 | Gotta go |
| 0:32.1 | Do it all's up. You know what I was thinking this time |
| 0:34.0 | I was thinking that you can tell it's too early in the morning when it's too early |
| 0:38.9 | That prince wouldn't listen to his own music yet |
| 0:42.9 | Like he wakes up, and he's just he's next to an ostrich covered in dildos, and he's like |
| 0:47.5 | Oh my god raspberry barai. It's it's 9.45 you fucking bar. I never quite understood how prince reconciled the fact that he's |
| 0:55.7 | Jehovah's Witness with the fact that he makes like such rock and dance music |
| 0:59.9 | He wreck it. Have you listen to music? He's also he's also witnessed a ton of cock |
| 1:03.8 | Anthony have you listened to his music since you you didn't even introduce us. Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm Anthony guy goes |
| 1:10.0 | With me it's Scott Bromley. What's going on internet |
| 1:16.0 | Brian Osano |
| 1:18.8 | And uh and max goville. I'm handsome |
| 1:22.5 | I have a catchphrase exactly. Yes, and and does and rents got oh hi. Oh, and me. I'm here too. Oh, why? |
| 1:30.3 | Apparently I didn't talk for the first time until the 13-minute mark last week. So really? Yeah |
| 1:35.4 | To people on twitter like why why was someone keeping track of that? I don't know. I don't know |
| 1:40.4 | I love that someone's sitting with you know with the show with it with a timer. I'm going well at at the |
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