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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 3

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2011

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

What do we do when our wives are out-of-town? What kinds of dumb Halloween costume is Scott Bromley cooking up? What sorts of disgusting conversations can we have about mayonnaise and other white substances? Are Louie Anderson and Roseanne Barr actually the same person? Just how awesome was ProStars? What sort of extracurricular delinquency did we indulge in during our high school years? And if we answer all this nonsense, will we finally be relevant enough for Wikipedia's editorial stamp of approval!? Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to the comedy button. I'm Anthony Gaye goes with me with me is my cat

0:09.0

Ryan Scott hi

0:11.0

Max go. Hello

0:12.8

Scott Bromley. What's going on internet and Brian Otano

0:19.2

Your cat is on the desk ruining everything that cat is trying to put on those gunner glasses

0:22.9

I want to be on the show so speaking so speaking of wild animals because she's a wild animal

0:28.5

There what happened Scott are you mean Max? I haven't heard this since you didn't know Max doesn't know about the crazy

0:33.9

Oh, I'm about to learn something so in Ohio last week

0:36.6

This man who had had a really strained relationship with his neighbors because he owned like a hundred wild animals

0:42.6

including

0:43.8

Tigers fucking monkeys

0:46.0

He killed himself and before he killed himself. He set them all free

0:55.2

So yeah, so so

0:57.2

Because the news came out eventually. You know, they were like we can't find they found all the animals

1:00.8

But the chimpanzee so they just assumed that the chimpanzee eating by the tigers

1:05.6

And but the sad thing is is that he had 18 bangled tigers

1:09.5

Well, people don't know is that there's two thousand of them left in the whole world

1:12.8

Not anymore and yes, and his 18 the sheriff's just decided well

1:17.4

We could try and catch these animals. Fuck it. They're all getting killed on

1:22.1

1982 bangled tigers left in America dude

1:25.0

It's the Ohio police it. They're not a quick for that. I asked my dad called in the Avengers or maybe the X-Men

1:30.0

I asked my dad and he said that the nearest tranquilizer darts were 55 miles away to zoo

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