The Comedy Button: Episode 5

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2011

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This week, we recorded in the wake of Max's big 25th birthday celebration. It's time for some stories about not knowing how to tell time, some of the nastiest strippers we've ever seen, getting kicked out of cabs, Scott's completely insane girlfriend, the inevitable Alcoholocaust, riding the redneck short bus, frog dissections for the r-words, trolling our old substitute teachers, and our favorite kinds of hats (it's worse than it sounds). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	It blaves a trail through that muff. Hello, welcome to comedy button number five where we are blazing trail through the muff
0:06.5	I'm Anthony Gagos with me is Max Scoville. Hello, everyone Ryan Scott. Hello, Brian, Otana and Scott Bromley
0:16.0	It's going on in it and here we are we're doing it last night was a Max's
0:21.4	Max's birthday you 21st how was it 25 close enough you guys just met a few weeks ago
0:28.5	Every day you're closer to 30 than you are to 20 now. Yeah, I'm like a what are they Simon Birch or something?
0:34.9	You're Jim Carey. Yeah, trying to the grave of the the midget. Yes. Okay, that's me
0:42.0	Yeah, so my birthday we I I was Scott. We went to Miss Candies. We went to I took Max. What is Miss Candies?
0:47.8	I took Max to bow bow, which if you listen to our old show The Game Spidey Briefings is where I spent
0:53.7	My New Year's Eve at a Chinese dive bar. Yeah. I don't know how to explain this. Max described it best
0:59.9	He said oh my god. You're taking me to a nightmare terror hole
1:04.1	So you walk into this bar and it looks like it's straight out of big trouble in little China. Yeah
1:09.3	So it's you walk in so there's like it was spikes and fire and stuff. It was empty
1:14.8	Empty empty except for a guy in the corner speaking Cantonese to himself playing some Chinese dice game
1:21.6	And then and then Mama Candy
1:24.4	Mama Candy. She's this Mama Candy. Mama Candy. My own Chinese woman. Yeah, fucking the surely drink Patron. The grandpa from three ninjas
1:32.3	Yeah, like that in drag. Yeah, so so we go there we go there in the first one or in three inches kickback
1:40.8	Was it a different guy? Probably all the grandpa's
1:45.6	Yeah, he's got to wear he's the tour bus driver from big trouble China that why would anyone but those kids sign on for multiple three ninjas?
1:50.6	He was also in tremors. He dies. That's right. He was he was in
1:55.3	So yeah, no tremors or the tremors that had tiny tremors in it. He was in the tremors.
1:59.4	Tremors. Tremors could walk around or tremors the TV show
2:03.0	It was not a TV show. Yeah, damn it. So anyway, my the thing with the
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