What's going on on internet? I'm Scott Bromley, filling in for Anthony Gaiegos. This is the comedy button episode number 35. I should really do this while like down more depressed, you know, they did not scare away people. You got the number right at the gate. So I'm already family, sorry, fucking up with me as always is Brian Eltono. It's been week 85 since a smile.

This is my face. Brian Eltono. No, we love you, Anthony. I'm waiting for your catchphrase. We'll do it again. Are we actually doing introductions? Brian Eltono.

Brap, brap. Ryan Scott. Hey, and special guest, Jack DeVries.

Hey, girl. Hi, anyone listening for the first time. We've lost you. We're done. We're gonna have a pledge drive later on. We're gonna talk about mummy paper.

Yeah, good. Next up on wait, wait, don't tell me. No, we're coming off of Anthony and Max aren't here this week. They're busy doing shit. I don't know what they're doing. They just bailed out. It's like video game stuff. Yeah. Yeah, who cares, right?

They're like reviewing a crash band of goods or something. I was talking like my dad does. He's like, what do you do for a living? It's the thing with the buttons and the people pay you for that.

Like, it's on the what the internet. What's that? And I just forget it. I'm like, oh, you test games. Well, no, most people are like, oh, can you make me a new guitar hero that has all my favorite Madonna songs? What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know how to do any of those things.

Coming right up. I'm like, I make Dan central and asshole.

So summer. It's finally here. It's finally here. I'm gonna jump into some emails we have here.

Ryan, how was your weekend while I get to these? You just haven't been you haven't been too vocal this episode.

That's all right. It was all right. You know, I can't even remember what I did. Oh, I suffer a metheist. I don't want to talk about that anymore. I can't say.

Just just. I had this funny moment where. Go listen to the geek box. I talk about it there. I was at the beach. And I saw I was just sitting there. I wasn't because you can't fucking swim in this state, which I don't understand.

Because the ocean is really cold. Yeah, that's, I mean, the fuck is up at that. It's a cruel joke. Like, yeah, here's California.

Kelly's hot David Lee Roth video bitch is walking around. They can't even go in the water. But I saw this. I saw this whole fucking family.

They look like bunch of Shrek's just straight up like four Shrek's like at the Shrek mom Shrek dad and two Shrek ass kids, you know.

They're just Shrekin up and down the beach. And it's the other one. He's just like walking down the beach. He's got this.

Don't be fro just this big fat gut and just just giant cartoon shirt. It was a purple shirt. I had pictures of dinosaurs on it.

And Jean shorts and he's looking around. He's looking at all these women and like you can tell in this head he's thinking like, why won't these woman fuck me?

And I'm just thinking like the best advice you could give to somebody like that is to if you want to have sex with a woman.

Look like the people that you've seen have sex with women look like. Like look at that. That's a template like watching movie when you see a guy and it's like, oh, he fucked that girl.

How do you do that? Oh, because he didn't look like fucking Shrek unless you're watching the movie Shrek. Don't watch the movie Shrek and use this advice.

Well, because he doesn't want to fucking ogre. No. No, but it does. Speaking of the beach, I went to the beaches weekend too because San Francisco was like 75 degrees and everyone's like, fuck it.

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