The Comedy Button: Episode 34
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2012
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
This week, we remember the morning after the Alcoholocaust, discover we're definitely not experts in Asian culture, offer some bad advice in response to your terrible emails, confirm that geese are still jerks, get a shout-out from Radford University, discuss dinosaur porn at length, look like dorks, compare children to dogs, hate on Sunday comic strips, love high school football games (and the associated partying opportunities), discuss moving out of the states that suck, discover the worst Italian restaurant ever, find a sweater full of AIDS, and marvel at Burger King's latest monstrosity. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the comedy button episode 34. I'm Anthony Gaugas with me is Brian Autonne |
| 0:06.4 | Mexico, Bill. I don't know if I don't have a good catchphrase |
| 0:11.1 | Catchphrase is Scott Bromley what's going on internet say that's how you do it and Ryan we know how's it going? |
| 0:16.0 | How's it going how's it should be mine Ryan Scott hi |
| 0:20.3 | Well, that's my catchphrase. Good Lord retard pussy. That's Ryan |
| 0:25.7 | Okay, that's a hot way to say that's my rapper name some guy some guy rodents |
| 0:32.4 | Some guy wrote in because of the alcohol cost, which is the last podcast everyone heard and |
| 0:37.2 | Called Ryan retarded pussy because he wouldn't eat the goo or drink |
| 0:41.1 | Whatever. Oh, yeah, whatever. Get over it. Get over it. Yeah. No, he did. He ate the stuff that was expired |
| 0:47.9 | Well, because I didn't tell him yeah, but he wouldn't eat the mung beans or whatever |
| 0:52.4 | The black tar soup |
| 0:54.4 | But yeah, I hope you guys all enjoyed that it seemed to go really well actually people people love it and you guys seem to do really well drinking cobra |
| 1:01.7 | Shit dude. I went home. I went home after that with Jen |
| 1:05.6 | We walked back with Brian to our house and I sort of remember we get to like our corner store |
| 1:10.0 | And she's like I want spaghettios and I was like I just bought you $50 a fancy cheeses in Sonoma County |
| 1:16.6 | She's like I want spaghettios and we got a big fight about it |
| 1:20.1 | Went upstairs and I I want to stabbing my desk and then going out on the couch |
| 1:24.9 | And falling asleep for like not even like not even an hour like 20 minutes |
| 1:29.8 | And she came out and she's I sort of woke up and I was like oh, I feel like shit |
| 1:33.2 | She's like are you done acting like a baby |
| 1:37.2 | Acting like a baby is Jen one of those people that because she grew up in like a super Asian household |
| 1:41.9 | Like she likes to eat shit like spaghettios because she never got to eat spaghettios. Yeah, say I had one no no no |
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