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🗓️ 29 June 2012
⏱️ 67 minutes
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This week, we learn that Donkey Kong Country is kinda racist, fix a car with a donkey, anger the Bronies (again), wonder whatever happened to Sinbad, consider naked skydiving, commit Press Your Luck suicide, distance ourselves from all the babies, discuss having children, make fun of fan fiction, reminisce about Fruit by the Foot, and open up about our fathers. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:00.0 | Hello, and welcome to the comedy button. I mean, then you said then you introduced us with with Brian Autana. Thank you |
0:05.4 | rap rap with Max Scoville. How's it going in Ryan Scott? Now you have to tell what episode number it is after you |
0:12.7 | introduced Scott and Scott Bromley. What's going on in her tards? This is like episode 33. |
0:17.1 | No, no, no, 36. Really? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. So, um, we've been going long enough to have a baby 36. |
0:28.7 | Nine months, nine months, 36 weeks. Wow. No one else did that math, but you asked burgers face. That's why I'm here. |
0:39.3 | And now anything now you start the show. My girlfriend loves turtles. I don't understand why. |
0:44.9 | Which one's her favorite turtle? Is it Michael Angelo? Does she dress like a zombie when she goes to Ferris? No. I just realized I thought I bought a like a |
0:52.3 | tall can of Mountain Dew today because it looked like the turtle van. Does that why you bought it? Yeah. I'm looking for I'm in a |
0:59.0 | marketing show that looks like the turtle van. Dude, I realized that's how you buy clothes, right? It's the fucking carry over from from |
1:05.4 | liking Ninja Turtles too much. Like it was neon green with like dark neon dark, your dark splotches of green. And then there's |
1:11.8 | like red stuff in the middle of like you that you looked at me like I was an idiot when I suggested we give banana pizza dinner. |
1:17.4 | That's Ninja Turtles. That's Ninja Turtles. It's like Donkey Kong, but they serve banana pizza there and I want to try it. |
1:25.4 | That's like if they have like an awkward meet and greet between the Ninja Turtles and like the Kong Country people. |
1:29.9 | They're like we're trying to team up, you know, wasn't the villain in the in the next mutation Ryan wasn't the villain next |
1:35.8 | mutation of a primate of some. I actually know nothing about that show that the Kong Country people said was like some |
1:41.1 | racist shit white people. Yes, it does. Max. I'm trying to go to that store. All those fucking Kong Country people were like |
1:47.0 | my God. Max whole restaurant was full of god damn Kongs. You're a giant. I want a Kongies. You're a |
1:52.3 | Kongies. We got a government they have to get. Why is it why is it the Donkey Kong Country and not like just |
1:58.6 | Kong like Kong Country does sound racist. It does. That's why it's Donkey Kong Country. But it's like Donkey Kong. |
2:04.5 | The word Donkey. He sounds even more racist. No, it doesn't. You put Donkey in front of anything and it makes |
2:08.7 | it sound better like it makes it sounds stupid. If you said the word nigga, you sound bad. If you were like look at |
2:12.4 | these Donkey as big as the people. Okay, so that's okay. I went to the movies. I don't you know what? I don't want to |
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