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🗓️ 8 June 2012
⏱️ 80 minutes
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This week, two-thirds of our cast (including Max's girlfriend and special guest-star Jenn) gets drunk off of the worst booze known to mankind, while the resident manbabies (Anthony and Ryan) are semi-forced to eat terrible foreign candy. It's the Boozeocalypse, the Alcoholocaust, Wine/11 -- whatever you want to call it. You asked for it, people! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Not-Yet-Scoville.
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0:00.0 | It's time for the the alcoholic cost. I think that's what we're calling this one or the wine eleven now wine eleven comes next |
0:29.6 | Episode 33 of the Coney Beauty button. I'm Anthony Gaye. He goes with me is Brian Otano |
0:35.1 | Max Coveville. I have a hangover Scott Bromley. I have some thunderbird right in it Ryan Scott. Hi, and |
0:43.2 | Introducing Jen. I actually don't know your last name. No, it's Coveville. Yeah, and you won't ever know Jen. No. Okay. There you go. It's funny. I mean, no. Can you say no? Just say huh? |
0:55.8 | It's all really hilarious. She's never heard these jokes before |
0:59.6 | So here we are right before us is a is a large selection of terrible booze |
1:04.4 | But also you guys actually went out of your way to find a lot of drinks and stuff that are non-alcoholic for me and Ryan that look pretty dead |
1:11.6 | We did because you guys are not getting off easy this time as well as at all |
1:15.3 | It's including things like a crun cheese where crun is spelled care you in we just want to let you know that being sober |
1:21.2 | It doesn't make you better than us. It's a cranky is that candy called cranky? No, it's called cranky K |
1:26.4 | So |
1:28.4 | Tubic special |
1:30.0 | It gets all of it, but yes, so here we are. We're glad I'm drinking. We're gonna harm ourselves for your garbage at the dumpster |
1:36.7 | Yeah, it's I've I've been very very scared of this episode ever since Brian and I went to the nightmare |
1:43.4 | Terror hole to pick up all of this stuff. Yeah, I found a liquor store in Alameda |
1:50.7 | It's across the street from the Pinball Museum called Bay Isle liquors and it looks like |
1:55.9 | A set from a zombie apocalypse movie where just all of this it's really barren |
2:01.6 | It's it's been ravaged by why did you guys go all the way out there for it? |
2:04.9 | Is it just because Scott is a fucking genius when it comes to this shit |
2:09.2 | He knows how to scout this shit when he picked me up |
2:11.2 | He's like all right. We're going to a liquor store all the way in Alameda. I'm like what you why? |
2:14.9 | I mean we can go into any liquor store and buy shitty booze right and he's like no not like this and I was like |
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