The Comedy Button: Episode 32

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2012

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week, Brian quit smoking and wants to kill us all, we explore the confusing logistics of being a monster, we never want to play video games with the Joydick, Ryan Scott hosts another Recipe Corner, living with survivalists would be insane, we explain that we are not licensed counselors, we want stupid teenagers to stop having babies, we talk about lots of dumb things we've done, we tell you about our crazy relatives, Ryan shares his Nintendo dreams, we reveal which porn images haunt us, we recall the lies our parents told us, and we consider how hysterical Hell would be. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to the comedy button episode 32. I'm Anthony Guyagos. With me is Ryan Scott. Hello.
0:06.5	Scott Brahma. What's going on in her tards? Max Scoville. Fuck you. And a non-smoking Brian Autana. Fuck you.
0:15.6	And you look like you're just gonna snap and murder as well in about ten seconds. I'll be okay.
0:20.8	It's funny that I've I've always thought, you know, obviously you're strong because you're sitting here not smoking, which is really tough.
0:26.8	He's never smoked in my apartment before. No, I've never smoked. I'm not one of those people that just shows up places to start smoking.
0:33.2	But I know that I can look at you and I can tell that there's a battle going on.
0:36.8	Yeah, man, right now. It's tough, dude. This is like, this is day six. I just straight up woke up one morning. I was like, I'm done.
0:44.0	Actually, what it was was I had no cash in my pocket and I was like, fucking store.
0:47.7	Are you sleep with money in your pocket? No, I mean, in general.
0:52.0	What is going to be tough today?
0:54.8	Oh, I could be. It's gonna be rough. It's gonna be one of those days.
0:57.2	Yeah. We're Brian to see her something like that and instead of trying to rip off of her joke, he's like, fuck you.
1:04.1	That was like my parents are married. I'm not now fucking. I'll kill you.
1:07.0	I don't fuck. Oh, look at that. You're like, you're like the Hulk days without incident six.
1:11.8	Yeah. Yeah. I like that you got a tiny little coke.
1:14.2	The secret is he makes your super gigantic.
1:16.8	The secret, Ryan, is he's always smoking.
1:19.2	No, good one.
1:20.9	I'll bet your jokes.
1:22.1	But no, it's where it's the closest I've ever come to feel like a hardcore drug addict.
1:27.6	You're feigning?
1:28.4	Yeah, I'm feigning and I like, I had a panic attack and I was having like night sweats and shit
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