The Comedy Button: Episode 22
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2012
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
This week, we discuss weird ways to finish having sex, looking at Playboy Magazine as adults, awful summer camp stories, why we hate going to the movies, terrible press releases, handmade torture chambers, Ryan Scott's recipe corner, bad first dates, one listener's awkward homosexuality test, and truly miserable greeting cards. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | You're gonna ride a horse to work too. Hey, what's up? Welcome to comedy about episode 22 |
| 0:03.8 | I'm Anthony guy who's with me is Brian, Altono |
| 0:07.7 | Scott brownie |
| 0:11.3 | Max goville I have a story and Ryan Scott |
| 0:18.8 | You're that broken domino in domino rally Max is how much more of a stereotype you bear now Max is looking up playboy |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, I can see her vagina because I'm not really okay there when did they start shaving completely? |
| 0:33.2 | When they got when they got smart, when was that because it's what they like it's like I don't know man |
| 0:41.9 | I mean, I don't even like to look at the girls in playboy because they don't look is it back at you then I say this |
| 0:47.7 | Can I say this I guess because they don't disappoint you like the ones in real life? |
| 0:50.8 | Well that and they don't make me feel like I'm just pointing myself and more importantly like they just don't I |
| 0:57.0 | This is hard to say, but they don't look slutty enough. Does that make sense? |
| 1:00.7 | We're totally de sensitized to women at this point you expect them to be shoving shit up their pussy |
| 1:05.6 | So Anthony guy actually I think I just don't like classy women |
| 1:08.8 | I actually read there was an article about this in GQ by one of their woman editors |
| 1:14.0 | Femotters and was it called why men always try to make me shove shit up my pussy? No, but but she did say she's like |
| 1:19.7 | She's like for millions of years |
| 1:21.8 | Men all they needed in life their ultimate goal was to come inside of a China |
| 1:26.7 | Uh-huh, that was all they needed and she's like no |
| 1:29.5 | But she's like she's like now a generation of boys that have all been raised with the internet and porn |
| 1:34.0 | Think that every time I have sex with them that it's okay to just shoot it wherever and she's like you know |
| 1:39.2 | Like I she's like it's a regular thing when I have sex with dudes that they're like where do you want it? |
| 1:42.8 | She's like what what do you mean? Like where do you want it? What is it? Where do you want my load? |
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