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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 21

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode is all about fun with model rockets, causing massive amounts of destruction on the night before Halloween, Double Dare (and why it could never happen in 2012), Doug Funnie's impact on the masculinity of America, learning from Maxim magazine, the pitfalls of growing up too fast, another cooking lesson with Ryan Scott, the ghost of Brianna Altano, New Jersey's 2012 mother of the year, meeting a ghost in real life, horse dreams, and cleaning out our manbaby closets.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to comedy button episode what 20 21 21. My name is old enough to drink my name is anthigago

0:06.3

So with me is Brian otana

0:08.3

Max goville I have a story

0:10.9

Scott Roman. What's going on in dirt and Ryan Scott baked ZD

0:18.9

And and Scott's girlfriend's joining us. Yeah, now she made it was oh, how's it going?

0:24.9

He's a little fella. Oh, he duck so okay, so so I

0:30.0

So one of the things I want to talk about what that I was thinking about this weekend was all the shit that I used to get is a kid

0:35.8

That I had all these great aspirations of and then it was like crushing lead disappointing for instance. I had one of those like women

0:43.3

That too

0:44.5

But like like the first time I got a

0:47.5

A bomber this this fucking man. Come on guys. Come on guys

0:51.3

Now I got like this fucking big old GI Joe tank that was it had like a turret on the back

0:57.1

They could shoot eight missiles like a chain gun missile launcher. Maybe you guys know what I'm talking about it's huge

1:01.4

And I remember I thought it was gonna make all my I'm just saying like we watch all these commercials right and all those children

1:06.5

Had like the thunder dome for their toys. Yeah, and then you get it and you take it in your own Anthony those kids those were white children

1:11.9

I know and that's what I think and then you get the toy and you take in your shitty backyard and the dog eats it

1:16.9

And it's just like and you know, it's just like your stickers are all half like cock-eyed

1:22.3

He said you had to pretend that the dog was a triceratops

1:26.0

I guess I was an imaginative imaginative enough or like me my friends

1:29.9

We used to build model rockets that was like something we were into for a while

1:32.7

And I remember we bought this model rocket with a camera in it that took photos like every five seconds when you launched it

1:38.5

And we were like this is we're gonna get photos of space and we went to our house when we sat there and we built a fucking moon base

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