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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 23

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2012

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Oops! It looks like we've left a window open. Starring Jeff Green, Robert Ashley, Shawn Elliott, Anthony Gallegos, Sean Molloy, and Ryan Scott.

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0:00.0

Hello, and welcome to GFW Radio. This is the podcast for March 8th. It's the 8th, right? It's actually March 30th, but March 30th.

0:11.0

That's okay. March 30th, 2012. This is Jeff Green, and I'm here with the usual gang of idiots, and idiots, please introduce yourselves.

0:21.0

Ryan Scott? Anthony Gagas? Robert Ashley?

0:25.0

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0:55.0

And then immediately after that, he held the wrapper up to his face in the way that, you know, I guess a dog would treat like a woman's underwear or something and began to suck this cheese off of the thing until the sucks so hard that it ripped a hole through the wrapper and then after that he probed his tongue through the hole and licked the grease off the other side of the wrapper. I got to keep up my bean meter, man. It's something that happens to anyone that's partially Mexican. You have a bean meter. It gets low

1:25.0

You refill it. How much do you think you're going to pull off that like how much money? What do I get for a hundred dollars?

1:35.1

Oh, man. Well, so here we are. Here we are. Once again, here we are. Have you guys been? Wow. I'm good. Yeah. I got a bunch of kickstarter money. How much did you get?

1:48.1

How many personally? Yeah, zero. How do you how do you how do you deal with that actually? It's we got we it's in a bank account that Scott and I jointly own Scott Bromley, you know, my comedy and co-host and I mean we use it to buy equipment.

2:06.2

Do you guys all have like access to this account? Like could you just go with some money and buy games or hold on. I'm confused. How come you're wearing this like

2:16.3

valour suit and this crazy pen pad? You have like a this became that you were walking on today. It was like it looks like it has diamonds on it and shit.

2:26.0

Robert, you're supposed to dress for the job you want. I'm saying there's the Ryan. The Ryan last night was talking about a Chinese replica sword video and I'm saying that's kickstarter money to pay for that thing.

2:39.3

No. So so who on this podcast does not have kickstarter money? I think I don't have a kickstarter money. I don't have any. Now I mean I got some kickstarter money but I don't have that kind of like good old podcast kickstarter money.

2:53.3

I got a point and click adventure kickstarter. Yeah. I don't know how to kickstarter money man. It's so bad. It's like the new fucking panhandling man.

3:10.3

Hey man, you like podcast?

3:16.3

I want to make a podcast for you. So what was happening with Ryan's replica sword? How were you getting distracted by it?

3:23.3

All right. Look, we were we were getting ready to play Soul Calibur the other night me and Sean and our friend Rory and they were like, hey, what do you let's face me on the field of justice?

3:34.3

What are you doing? And I was like, I'm cleaning right? I'm sorry. I feel the history and I was like, I'm cleaning this sword that I have.

3:43.3

Could it's been under my bed for like seven years and I never cleaned it and it's kind of rusty. So I'm like polishing my my sword.

3:50.3

And now Sean's making fun of me. Why were you polishing it or are you going to put it back into your bed and forget it for another seven years?

3:56.3

Because I didn't want it to get all rusty and I wanted to get the rest off of it. I'm just saying right.

4:01.3

Why don't you have a sword under your bed? But it's under your bed. So it's not even there's one level of gunnery and that's what it's like hanging on your wall over your fucking couch.

4:10.3

But then it's under your bed. So like you have to be entertaining some fantasies of someone breaking in.

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