The Comedy Button: Episode 20

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2012

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

It's time to discuss homeless San Francisco hyenas, terrible children and the people who have them, Anthony on conciseness, Mario Party drinking games, dumb names for pets, the Ryan Scott Recipe Corner, Tinychat boobies, the transformation of Mr. Hyde into Dr. Jekyll, meeting celebrities, and Shannen Doherty's horrible life. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the comedy button episode 427 coming in from 2017 to you in the
0:06.3	future where where I have lost 25 pounds and I'm just fucking so covered in
0:12.7	vagina. I'd be impressed if you actually did the math and that was the correct
0:15.8	episode and I don't even know. It actually is but the future is great. I love it. I
0:20.7	don't I don't have to drink anymore because it's just in the air.
0:26.3	Scott died because they finally got him. Oh what's going on. Actually he cut
0:32.1	his hand on a can of Spaghetti O's and we lost him. I really wanted the
0:36.6	meatball at the bottom. No we saw we saw an awesome scene. Well actually just
0:40.4	introduced us. It's not the future. I'm Anthony Geigas with me is Brian
0:44.1	O'Connor. Scott Bromley. What's going on? I thought we had something good going on
0:48.6	there for a second. Ryan Scott. Hello. And no Max Scoville. No Max Scoville. So
0:54.0	we actually did die. Yeah he's dead. No we saw something futuristic tonight
0:57.6	which was what our future is going to look like when dogs take over. When
1:03.1	America goes to shit like like like Russia did and those fucking past wild dogs
1:08.2	running around when it's literally gone to the dogs. There's there's you know
1:11.6	that a lot of it's very common. I don't know if it's common everywhere but
1:14.3	especially I feel like in California. Homeless people it's like when you lose
1:17.8	your home the person comes and they're like knock knock knock. Final notice
1:21.4	get all your shit out of the door but hey you know it's a shitty day for
1:24.4	everyone but we but we got you a dog. He is one dog. His name is Sparky. He has
1:30.4	one paw. This is going to be the most loyal dog you ever had. You lost the
1:34.1	other three. Getting sparkly. Really rich white people are gonna go to the same
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