The Comedy Button: Episode 19
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2012
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
This week, we stroke our chins and discuss Cheetos etiquette, Anthony's trip to the Image Expo, Star Wars has-beens, baby Wolverine (that is NOT Wolverine), real-life bar fights that aren't nearly as cool as the ones in the movies, Ryan's fighting techniques, Max vs. a human dinosaur, winter underwear, our least-favorite Internet slang, the pitfalls of computer voice recognition, and terrible listener email. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, and welcome to comedy button episode 19. I'm Anthony Geigos with me is Brian Otano |
| 0:05.0 | Scott Bromley what's going on interwebs Ryan Scott. Hello, and |
| 0:10.0 | Max go I have a story |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, you're using your new catchphrase in the intros now. All right. Did you catch phrase? |
| 0:16.0 | What's it up? Did you know with Cheetah's brand puff snacks? |
| 0:19.7 | Eat 13 that's just the right amount for fun to the max. I don't I disagree with that statement |
| 0:25.9 | What happened to you eat 14? You become a fatty. Is that what happened? |
| 0:30.0 | Also, by the way, this is a point of etiquette that you can write in about until Brian that he's a goddamn idiot. Why what did I do now? |
| 0:37.7 | Why you was so fucking mad at me? I'm only mad at you because you said you wait the whole bag and it says only eat 13 |
| 0:42.8 | I haven't eaten the whole bag yet. Yeah, but I will but I will say it's like a pillow with no feathers in it that you |
| 0:47.8 | You said that you don't you don't suck your fingers after you eat Cheetos. No, I washed my hands, man |
| 0:53.1 | I want that street trash. I was in the mouth and I'm telling you it's proper |
| 0:57.2 | Cheetos etiquette |
| 1:00.0 | In the middle of telling us it's proper Cheetos etiquette to suck your fingers after he that chapter cheetah. Yeah |
| 1:08.7 | It's like a cat with sunglasses. It steals trains is gonna teach me what it to my fucking fingers. Hey, man |
| 1:13.7 | It ain't easy being cheesy. Uh-uh. That's like a that's like a sort of interim etiquette |
| 1:18.2 | When you finish the bag, then you go wash your hands. You know what it's not etiquette cheese that goes crunch |
| 1:25.1 | You know what I'm speaking of a cheese that goes crunch. You know what I'm really excited about |
| 1:29.4 | You know, no idea where you're going with this the Taco Bell Dorito shell taco |
| 1:34.1 | Oh, how are you excited for that? What this is what dreams are made up for me |
| 1:38.0 | I mean to be fair it does sound like when you're like up really late and you want that's what people eat out of turtich |
| 1:43.5 | Chuggalo funeral |
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