The Comedy Button: Episode 18

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2012

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week, Anthony talks about how much he hates fun, we explain exactly why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the worst ninjas on the planet, Scott and Max discuss their weekend adventures with the Chinese mafia, half the cast pulls knives on the other half, we realize that "the South" is everywhere, some raccoons get trolled IRL, we tell you where NOT to go on a first date, and we wrap up with crack whores and babies. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the comedy button episode 18.
0:02.0	And I'm making a candy and I'm doing a thing.
0:05.0	Really? You're going to try and be a dick to me?
0:08.0	We'll see how this goes for you.
0:10.0	How's your YouTube shoot show doing?
0:14.0	I'm Anthony Gaiegos, with me is Brian Otano.
0:17.0	How's your dick? Did you get the cobwebs off at you?
0:20.0	Nah. It's like it's just a mummy covered in scar tissue.
0:26.0	So I just fucking rubbed it raw so many times.
0:29.0	I have to practically fucking put it between a vice to feel anything at the moment.
0:32.0	Did you call this sort of moment?
0:34.0	So yeah, you're basically, I need a vagina that's so tight.
0:38.0	I would be like pulling it out of the sort of the stone to feel anything at the very point.
0:42.0	You just need a vagina pierce.
0:44.0	So this is probably why you're not having sex.
0:46.0	Because you just said that.
0:48.0	Well, yeah, through that and because I'm super picky.
0:53.0	So I'm Anthony Gaiegos, with me is Brian Otano.
0:56.0	There's also Brian Otano.
0:58.0	Mexicoville.
0:59.0	Hello.
1:00.0	Ryan Scott.
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