The Comedy Button: Episode 17

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2012

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Comedy Button, Max plays Santa Claus, Anthony hates on dumb holidays, Scott reviews his birthday gift, Ryan relates his excellent Valentine's Day adventure, we relive our '90s fashion nightmares, Brian admits to seeing Star Wars in 3D, we reminisce about our hometowns (and someone named Scary Gary), we tell you what to drink on your 21st birthday, Brian brings a most horrid makeshift projectile weapon to light, and we realize that old video games suck. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm welcome to comedy button episode 17. I'm Anthony Geigos with me is Brian Otano horse pussy bruh bruh
0:06.3	Ryan Scott hello max coville. I'm handsome and everyone's angry about it
0:11.8	And is that what you think? I'm apparently you're I don't why do you why are you so mad at me Anthony? Scott Bromley
0:17.7	What's going on? You came out of this like John Machita the micr machine's man
0:23.0	You think I'm angry at you because you're handsome. I don't know why you're angry at me. I'm not angry
0:28.5	Why are you angry finish the introductions? I got a thing that might fix your problems. I did fix all the internet
0:32.8	We're done. Are we know you didn't that what about the handsome gentleman next to me? Did you already?
0:36.7	Yeah, he took away his head tension Scott laptop. Yeah, wait a minute actually something I want to talk
0:42.5	I went boom boom boom the we'll do that later take away his neck book
0:46.9	Book of necks. I had my neckbook out for a reason
0:51.4	See if we did we were done with the introduction so we're here again. Oh boy. Okay. I have a very special
0:57.1	Number is this 17 17 hello and welcome to the comedy button like the lady Tron song or the winger winger song, you know
1:04.2	I'm pretty sure I said welcome up so it's a comedy button. I'm Anthony goes. Yeah, I guess history will tell the truth. Okay
1:11.6	Anthony Anthony can you close your eyes for me? Just close your eyes. Okay. I have a special treat for you
1:18.4	Oh my god Max is reaching to his bag of tricks. Okay. Oh, she says Christ really special treat holy shit
1:25.8	I got Anthony a nice special treat Anthony open your eyes open your eyes
1:29.4	It is a that is not Wolverine. It is not Wolverine. It is an X-Men X-Force 12-inch
1:35.2	Shatterstar deluxe edition action figure my go home and sex with it
1:39.7	Well, it doesn't worry. I made fun of Shatterstar. He does have a butthole so I went and got you that wow
1:47.5	Thank you
1:49.5	He is pretty gay. Yeah, also. I like that. They're like deluxe edition not really. It's just big
1:57.5	It's not really so now it deluxe me. That's not the first 12 inch Shatterstar scene
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