The Comedy Button: Episode 147

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Saturday morning cartoons are officially dead, and we reminisce about our favorites as Anthony regales us with stories of hunting for literal garbage in sunny Seattle. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:46.8	Hello and welcome to the comedy button. My name is Anthony Gaegos with me is Brian Autono.
0:51.8	Brr, brr, brr, motherfucker!
0:56.0	Scott Bromley. Always bet on black.
0:58.6	Brian Scott. Money in the bank. Or actually in PayPal at this point but you get the drift.
1:05.6	And Max Goville.
1:08.0	And Moles have it.
1:09.4	And sex in a toilet.
1:11.3	That probably happens a lot. I feel like animals don't really know the difference between regular land and the toilet parts.
1:18.0	Yeah, I'm sure a couple of rats have really gone to town.
1:21.2	A rats don't give a shit.
1:23.2	Rats don't fuck on.
1:24.3	Rats give lots of shit all over the place.
1:26.1	They give them Santa Claus of shit.
1:28.5	Rats will probably fuck on other dead rats.
1:30.7	Rats will come down chimneys and shit everywhere.
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