Man, shiving socks. I wish I could find a good riser that didn't give me a riser burn

and cut my face off and cost a whole punch.

Well, you should stop rubbing gravel in your face like an idiot and shopping at the garbage store

and buying little plastic things that you just rub on your face and don't do anything.

But I'm dumb and cool is what shall I do my beer? They ask looking,

shaving packs per friend?

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But I've never heard of these Harry who did weckworm from?

It was founded by two actual human men, just like you and me,

who were sick of cutting their face up every day by rubbing gravel on it in an attempt to be more hairless.

Instead of not rubbing gravel, they did a thing about it and now they have these awesome razors.

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who aftershave moisturizer because after you do that, you will be so ready for kissing.

My producer tells me that an everyday shaver saves $150 or more by switching to Harry's.

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